Since the invention of the toilet, women through the ages have been getting a bad wrap concerning hounding men to put the toilet seat down, but I am here in defense of my fellow woman: boys, it is a simple matter of physics.  When the hole is bigger than the derrier which is unwittingly taking a seat, it becomes an unpleasant experience that leaves us with a bad case of wet arse, hence the invention of the lid with a considerably smaller opening.

So next time you are asked to put the seat back to its original position, take pride, because you are doing it to protect our kind.

This morning on my way to work this fly was holding on for dear life to my windshield, as I was driving. I don’t know how he did it, but he didn’t fly off until

right before I got to work. He rode the whole way. Amazing.

So this is it. I took a whole roll of film when I visited spokane, and ended up with 23 useless pictures, and this was the only one that was worth paying money for, and even still, it’s not that great of quality. But it’s cool because this was a world-class reunion between my friends and I. We grew up together in gradeschool/jrhi/hischool, and we hadn’t all got together at once since like 6th grade. It was sweet, just like old times, and we all had the chance to catch up. I love you girls!!!

Dude, new modest mouse is out, and I am going to get it …ASAP.

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