CORNER!!
So, at work, since I work at a restaurant, we have to yell “CORNER!!” when we are walking around the corner to the kitchen, because if we didn’t, people would constantly be running into servers and knocking food all over the ground. So, we say ‘corner’ before we turn the corner to avoid this. Well, now, whenever I turn a corner, I have this nearly unstoppable urge to yell “CORNER!!” just in any public place I might be in…but I was thinking about it, and you know, it really wouldn’t hurt if people started doing that. It would save a lot of around-the-corner accidents, however, the consequence to implementing this would be billions of people all over the world yelling “corner” constantly in different languages. That would be really weird.
May 5th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
You’d better be around when I come up this year to vist CK and Dave. I promise to yell CORNER!
May 5th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
visit*
May 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Awesome! I actually am super paranoid when I’m turning corners. I’ll usually poke my head out a little first to see. If I’m carrying food or a drink or something I’ll put it to my side so it doesn’t smash into my body.
I love this post and you and I can’t wait to hug you and be friends for the rest of our lives.
May 5th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
haha, that’s funny. That would be a funny little skit. If I ever own a restaurant I will build it without corners.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:09 am
seems like a sensible idea to me.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
from this i know that we must be blood brothers because i have thought of this concept before. Thanks for blogging it out.