History


I am sort of a child prodigy who’s actually not a child. I used to be big on cupcakes, but now-a-days I try to stick with the healthier stuff. I was born in ‘85, into a family of 12. My family got separated when I was 5, in the gulf war, and we are now left with 1/2 of what we started with. I believe the rest of my family is still out there somewhere, and I figure some day we will reunite on some talk show or something. My hopes are high.

Unfortunately, part of my family was born with some genetic mutations due to severe radiation exposure during the early stages of pregnancy, I was lucky enough to be the only one born with out these defects.

However, I did go through somewhat of an awkward stage during my teen years, fortunately the only reminders of that which remain are in photographs….

In my recent past, I went through a time where I was always drinking and carousing….by myself…in the forest…

….but through the constant support from some close friends of mine, that part of my life is now in the past, and I am moving forward.

Sarah Landrus is me!

Really, when you get down to it, I am just your average 21 year old seamstress who is a member of a bicycle gang, loves life and will punch anyone in the face who thinks they could take me…